Straight White Boy Problem #536

straightwhiteboyproblems:

what should i be for halloween? *looks around in my closet* lets see……my budget is zero dollars so lets try to make this work *finds an old 2005 david beckham jersey from real madrid with some minor stains* i guess i’ll be a ‘professional soccer player this year’….again. this will have to do….

  • them: she dissed Beyoncè
  • me: I know, and everyone is entitled to their opinion, but she's wrong